i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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