Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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