i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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