i really wish james franco would like my vagina
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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