How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Randomize
