whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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