I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Randomize