lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
