My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Found your dick twin last night
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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