I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
