If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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