My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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