I bet he comes in French.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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