Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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