Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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