member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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