I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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