We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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