"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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