If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Randomize
