Cold hands, warm shart.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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