the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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