What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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