You just made me feel so damn special
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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