if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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