my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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