No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Randomize
