summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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