Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Woke up backwards on a recliner
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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