Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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