Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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