I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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