On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I will die if light touches me.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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