Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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