i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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