Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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