I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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