Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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