yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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