Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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