dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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