yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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