Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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