well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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