so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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