oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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