When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
