apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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