there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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