it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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