I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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