but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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