Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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