I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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