Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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