So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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